It’s remarkable, for as prolific as he was, that the majority of quotes you see around social media are fabricated, misattributed, or misquoted.

“Ocean’s Purge”

“Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.” —Mark Twain

They’ll look at a diagnostic panel and see that the “Emotion” readout is way over the threshold.

Since others have already addressed cable bundling and polling methodology, I only have one thing to say:

Same here. Basically, I pay $10 less for internet and HBO Go than I would for just internet.

Thank you. 

Galaxy Quest Vol. 2

It really wasn’t. If it had been, existing law and precedent would have been sufficient to rule against Thicke/Williams.

The new Sicario is dreadful. I was expecting a shift like from the first Bourne movie to the second, away from suspense and into pure action, but this was a mess.

What a time to be alive! An embarassment of riches when it comes to godawful, indefensible legal precedent that will do damage for generations.

Wtf is starz lol

KATE

The only movies I’ve seen this year that I truly lived were Death of Stalin and Upgrade, though there are a couple on the indie list that I really want to see that just didn’t get released conveniently near to me. 

I loved Death of Stalin and thought it was very funny. I’ve been burned out on the Apatow formula for a long time, so I also found it refreshing to see a movie where the humor derives promarily from character and situation. Some really nice sight gags as well. I also really like the idea of setting what is essentially…

There are like three states where voting third party might have mattered even a little bit. Anyone who voted for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson or Harambe in New England, the South, the Plains, the Rockies, or any of the Pacific states—where your vote genuinely doesn’t matter in Presidential elections—is not culpable for…

The monologuing was the final straw for me. 

I’m fine with re-watching. Hell, most of my viewing these days IS re-watching, but if a show doesn’t offer up any enjoyment the first time through, like hell am I gonna watch it again.

China is the big loser here—no more funny, no more hunny. 

Fair enough. I was a curmudgeon before my time, so for me Twitter was hate at first sight back in 2007 or ‘08, I guess it was, and nothing has really happened since then to make me re-evaluate my position.