The sharpest bulb in the sea. 

“The dead will rise up and feast on the living, traveling in slow hordes to seek out those that remain.”

Mereen wasn’t the only knot, either. After building Arya into one of the most compelling characters on the show, she spent the better part of a season getting hit in the face with a stick. Ramsay’s arc was either introduced too soon, or allowed to drag too long, and his story became endlessly repetitive. Whatever the…

In the US, we eat corn with everything. We just turn it into syrup first. (Seriously: there’s a decent chance there’s corn syrup in the bread, the meat, anything pickled, and the dressing.)

That sets my mind at ease. Cost is an objective measure of quality, which is how we can all agree that the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels are some of the best movies of all time. 

Exactly. I think the differences in language and emotion (especially among primates) are differences of degree, not kind.

That’s exactly what he said. 

Producer’s note: Michael Cera and Jason Bateman do not appear in this documentary. Both participated extensively in interviews, but the resulting footage of the two of them stammering at each other for hours was deemed unusable.

The original leaned on the narration really hard. I tried watching the remix, but gave up pretty early on. 

>What do you want me to do? You want me to kill myself? What would make you happy?

I would rather they had just kept extruding episodes like this than end it the way they did.

If I try to look at it objectively, of course The Office is better, but I don’t really enjoy watching it.

I’m really skeptical of this movie, but I loved the first one so much that I’m going to see it anyway, thus confirming my status as “part of the problem.”

Time to modrunize.

Immediately after the election, I made up a checklist of things that I expected to happen if Trump remained in office with a Republican Congress. Partly to show some Republican friends for them to react incredulously, then to remind them, when those things happen, of all the things they said would never happen and…

How much money have you sunk into Scientology to feel the need to troll comment sections about what is, literally by all accounts, a lousy movie?

This is kind of sad.

I have no doubt, but I give the benefit because sometimes if you give people an out to back down from something stupid, they’ll take it. If you back them into a corner, they never will. Saving face is an incredibly powerful motivator for people.

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