MURDERER!

All kids. All asbestos. All the time.

Boba Fett had always bounty hunted to support his first love: party planning. And Leia was still hoping to score a date with him.

I’m from Nashville, but lived in Texas (Metroplex) for a long time. I always said if I moved back to Texas I’d move to Austin, but now I’m not so sure.

Fun fact: Houston is actually closer to the North Pole than it is to El Paso.

By tucking, I’d guess.

This site gave me the hard sell on Brockmire, and I’m glad they did. It really could not have been better tailored to me.

It’s probably a buildup of dirt or other detritus. Nothing to worry about. Wash thoroughly—thoroughly!—with a neutral pH soap or moisturizing lotion. Repeat application as necessary until desired result.

Also, conservatives are a dependable, tribal group. They are so convinced of their persecuted status that anything that panders to them has a guaranteed, fiercely loyal audience.

Untreated mental illness delivers good shareholder value to the gun, liquor, private prison industries. There’s also a shocking number of people who believe that mental illness is caused by demons and/or lack of churchgoing. And a larger number still either don’t really believe in mental illness at all, and a larger…

I get it. I’m more interested in the “right hands” than the people they work for. I’d rather be Tyrion than anyone he works for. I’d rather be Leo McGarry than Jed Bartlett. Tom Hagen than Vito Corleone. And so forth. I’m sure that says something about me and some shrink would have a lot of fun untangling it, but…

I read a piece a few years ago by a child development specialist who talked about what he considered to be rampant misdiagnosis of autism among of a certain type of children, usually boys, with characteristics that in some ways mimic autism. (He was often consulted for a second opinion after a spectrum diagnosis, and…

Honestly, something like that sounds kind of like my dream job. I have a very “jack of all trades” personality; I love the challenge of taking on a new project from scratch, and I tend to get bored of things just about as soon as I’ve gotten good at them. I love research and problem solving, but I don’t like solving…

That’s not unheard of. For instance, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, every show on cable news, Maron.

If you haven’t watched “The Ricky Gervais Show,” give it a chance. It’s fantastic.

I agree with the first 5/7 of that sentence.

Please don’t be a mockumentary, please don’t be a mockumentary, please don’t be a mockumentary.

“In fact, why don’t you start the movie with Sonny at the toll booth, that’s pretty grabby. Then just do a ‘Several Years Earlier’ title card, and work your way back to it.”

People are so busy reading oceans of fabulous pieces in the Gizmodosphere, they don’t have time to comment! Every article they run is practically the final word on any subject, far above our poor power to add or detract. All that’s left to say is, “Another home run for Gizmodo Media Group!”

Without the irony, or humor, or proofreading, or editing.