Greenblatt also says that ending the revived show after one year was “always the plan”

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since that time audiences spent the first few days of the new year watching Sam Worthington tail fuck a tree person

First Allison Brie, now Linda Cardellini. Gator stays winning.

Would you talk to one for a Scooby Snack?

Best Time Never

I read this comment while chewing on some Star Wars gummy vitamins.

I feel like that headline picture, with its absurdly gorgeous models in FBI hats, tells me everything I need to know about this show.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooobody cares.

God damn, they made you review this? What did you do in the AV Club break room to deserve this fate?

SPOILERS FROM THE NON-EXISTENT BOOK BRO OMGOSH

Giggity.

Damn, the budget for Once Upon A Time went way up.

The AV Club
you've given me the kick in the pants I need to go slit my wrists.

Worked at a call center doing customer service for Medicare patients. 40-50 hours a week of racist conservative baby boomers, drugged out retirees, overworked doctor's office receptionists, and the occasional "concerned daughter calling for her mother who can't hear well but I'm totally qualified to cancel her…

Those covers look super inviting.

"Expert Penis"

Except Minority Report is performing so poorly, a sharp decline for Almost Human would still put it in the same ratings ballpark. And you wouldn't have spent all that additional pilot money and promotion.

The failure of Minority Report looks even worse when you consider they cancelled a similar, but more promising series like Almost Human in favor of it. All the money spent greenlighting, launching, and promoting Minority Report looks incredibly wasteful when you could've just brought back the other series and gotten…

I'm pretty sure I saw that Kimmy one at a Scholastic book fair once.