I prefer the cover version. This is a reference to condoms.

God, I can't imagine being a new comic book reader and trying to figure out the difference between Uncanny Inhumans and All-New Inhumans and All-New, All-Different Insert Team X and Uncanny Extraordinary New Team. Jesus.

Oh man, can we talk about the new Iron Man series for a second? Good god, Bendis is going Full Bendis on that one. While his Ultimate Spider-Man run will always have a special place in my heart, I'll admit that I solely read a Bendis comic today just to see how inefficient he is with his page usage.

In a weird way, I kind of admire how hard Marvel is trying to make the Inhumans happen. The lengths they're going to, which include giving them multiple titles that probably won't sell well all while diminishing the universal impact of the X-Men, is just fascinating to me.

Well, now I don't have a reason to watch the video! Thanks a lot!

Isn't it sad that we're crediting a superhero for acting like a superhero?

Come on, Fox. Just rename it Batman Without Batman already.

Shout out to my man John Lynch, who's become one of the more underrated color guys out there. Super knowledgeable, succinct, and has a great broadcast voice.

I mean, The Roots are the real winners here. A steady NBC paycheck on the #1 late night show in America while still being able to do gigs on off weeks and weekends? That's pretty fucking cushy, if you ask me.

Hollywood Executive: "Let's bitchboot this thing."

Civil War - Blackened Catfish served with White rice

This show has devolved into dysfunctional poverty porn.

Seek out the episodes when the Ben Carson gun shit hit. Noah absolutely fucking nailed it.

This episode was so on point. Even though it didn't build too heavily onto the greater Multiverse storyline, it was just such a good hour of superhero television. The opening bit with Iris and Barry was straight out of a comic. Perfection.

Noah's been really solid for me. He's still gotta work on his delivery some because he can get a little……sloppy, I guess. But I've enjoyed the new Daily Show.

I actually watched SNL for the first time in about a year to see if things had improved at all. I can't believe the lack of chemistry between Jost and Che. Like, how is this pairing still going?

“the most whiteboards you have ever seen in any writers’ room ever,”

My god that pause was glorious.

The whole "Holt leaving" subplot was kind of a waste of time in hindsight, but it did give us that Gina entrance, so I guess I'll allow it.

But but but…they just installed new security measures!