This is such a clusterfuck of a premise.

As for who killed Sara, I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and make a suggestion: what if the killer is Shado?

….Should the dick pull out first?

Now we have a reason to hate ISIS.

Fantastic Funnel Cake
Johnny's Blazing Buffalo Wings
Namor's Nachos
Peter Parker's $5 Value Box
Iron Nuggets

To be replaced by the Civil War Christmas Spectacular.

"I love females."

CROSSOVER!

Starring that guy from Hitch!

I watched a few reruns of this show on MeTV recently and it was pretty awful, even for 60s genre TV. But you know what show was awesome? Fucking Wild, Wild, West. Holy shit, James West is a goddamn American treasure.

Yeah, I would imagine the show was hella expensive relative to its ratings. While I wasn't in love it, there's no denying it had insane potential. And I kept saying at the time, and I'll say it again, tonally and aesthetically it was exactly what SHIELD should have been.

It's the same monkey CBS hires to point at a map and greenlight the next NCIS spinoff.

That line was actually funny. Different strokes…..

Reminds me of 30 Rock's God Cop:
"Let us pray."
"To who?!"

This was absolutely rock solid. Everything about it just felt right. Hell, even the inherent CWness was relatively effective. I actually dug the dynamic between Barry and Iris. And thanks to Johns' direct involvement, I have all the confidence that they'll continue to nail the comic book elements with enough…

"Hey Supersize, take care of that dude. That there's my friend. Saved my life when we was in Desert Storm. Our tank broke down, he killed 14 Germans so we could get the hell out of there."

Shae on you guys for these lame puns.

CROSSOVER!

Which makes sense when you think about it.

I kind of agree. This show is all over the fucking place, but at least it's not boring me to death the way SHIELD did. I am morbidly fascinated by what Gotham is trying to do, and because of that, I'm actually going to stick with it.