Maybe she was referring to the 2009 film, Ninja Assassin.

Not when you consider that Victor freakin’ Oladipo might be the best player the Cavs will face all East playoffs.

How on earth he’s still allowed to be popular after this cornball move is beyond me. Times have fucking changed, man.

I was genuinely nervous clicking the link.

Woot! Woot! Got spared, fam! Party at a dead person’s house!

Defensive coordinators sure seemed to have answers for DeShaun Watson.

He also shot 38% from the field in that series.

Because there’s 10,000 other shows you want me to watch.

Still too much.

Still too much.

Techhhhhnically, Steve did refer to him as “Mr. Stark” when they first met, but your point is taken.

Honestly, I think we make way too big of a deal out of rebounds in the triple double equation. How many of LeBron’s boards simply involve him being parked near the rim and going up unchallenged? It’s not like he’s frequently fighting with bigs and out-rebounding guys.

Damn. Allison comes off thirstier than most dudes tweeting at Instagram models.

The only true way to scour the iMDB.

Absolutely nothing.

“LeBron James can still rip off your head whenever he wants”

They’re saying a MINIMUM of 15 to life. The indictment is crazy.

The Sixers legit might get out of the East this season. And that’s with Fultz being Fultz right now.

The Warriors and Spurs played a basketball game.

All the non-playoff teams get thrown into a single elimination tournament that plays alongside the start of the NBA playoffs, and the lottery order is determined by the results.