Oh I’m 1000% convinced Del Toro will win Best Director, but Three Billboards will win Picture. Lowkey a lot of people don’t know that the Best Picture field is based on a preferential ballot system unlike the other nominee fields. The most generally well liked, least polarizing film will win Best Picture (last year,…

Basterds is my favorite film of his.

LeBron has one as well.

I don’t think people realize how big of a problem this is going to be for his inevitable free agency. If he’s truly going to hit the market asking for the max, what team is going to be able to simultaneously afford his contract while also giving him a better roster than what he has now?

I’m pretty sure he can just buy the whole city.

This line.....

“I have the best penis!”

Somewhere, Mo’Nique is fuming.

On a side note, LeBron had as many turnovers as assists and shot 2/8 from the free throw line. Strugglesville indeed.

It’s just.....borderline unwatchable after a while. It’s so fast, and so frenetic, it’s a struggle to keep up with. Especially for those not intimately familiar with playing Overwatch.

Can we talk about the fact that the motherfucking Jaguars are in the AFC Championship game? Like, holy shit. How did this happen? They’ve been utter trash garbage for, like, 9 straight years. Now they’re a win away from the Super Bowl.

It goes to show you how ridiculously stacked the West is when a team with Anthony Davis *and* DeMarcus Cousins is essentially an afterthought.

.....And nothing will come of this.

Excellent **excellent** point.

For the love of god, can the Panthers find this man some receivers? I legit have no fucking clue who any of those non-Funchesses were.

So.....the Nets.

My life’s dream is to form a band that becomes just good enough to be listed last on a Coachella program.

OMG, thank you for introducing me to this comic.

Elsewhere, Steph Curry returned last night and hit 10 threes.

So I actually ate there a few years ago while touring the city with mom and pops.