A console MMO that looks like these games, with a living breathing Star Wars universe at my fingertips.

Schools are failing us.

That “Tha fuck??” cracked me up.

I keep seeing the headline, “LeBron leads epic comeback” and I’m like, Did ya’ll watch the game? LeBron made a few plays, but that shit was all on Korver and the shooters.

He’s been their 2nd best player this season. How fortunate they were that the Hawks just gifted him to them.

Obama’s mother is white, too.

The last one was actually really good.

Ron Harper was basically a lesser Shaun Livingston at that point in his career. And I think there was....Randy Brown? Yeah.....

This doesn’t get talked about enough. The Bulls were starting Luke Longley and Bill Wennington at center in an era with incredible seven footers.

No, but see, the allegations against him were obviously fake because obviously.

I think you just won Diversity Bingo.

It dawned on me that this show’s elite level suckiness will probably end up killing Marvel’s entire “Make the Inhumans a thing” campaign. Watch these characters completely fall off the face of the earth across all platforms.

Has Trump blamed the Texan loss on kneeling yet?

You had me at Connie Britton.

Blake’s an independent Clipper who don’t need no Chris Paul.

True, but those zillions of hopefuls are just that....hopefuls. Hopefully trying to break in. He’s Nathan Fillion. His name has cachet.

That’s.....a really lazy career move.

This is the only thing that matters. You can’t be out here talking shit, and then go out and lose to these fools. And that’s why John Wall is John Wall, and the Wizards are the Wizards.

I cannot reconcile a GOAT being 3-5 in the Finals. It’s such a dealbreaker for me.

A distraction from what, exactly?