Unless they’re shedding cooties and lice,

“Average American female life expectancy=78.6 years/28,869 days

Signed and contributed. White people really need to stop policing our bodies. 

There were tens of millions of females in the USA between 2011 and 2017 who were under 18 and over 44 so had those age groups been included in the survey, the percentages say that 1/16 of them likely would have responded “forced initiation”.  1/16 of tens of millions = millions.

First of all, this is about how women are self-reporting their own first sexual encounters, so your statutory rape angle is irrelevant if they are saying those encounters were non-consensual. Second, since it says in the first paragraph that 6.5 percent correlates to an estimated 3.3 million women, that’s your context.

This reminds me if a teacher I had in high school. She was in her 70s, tiny, and mean. But before class she would exasperatedly sigh and offer the class random life advice such as:

Oh fuck off.  Is a flight for vacation ok? I mean you don’t NEED to go to Aruba, Paris or wherever the fuck.  What about home thanksgiving? You don’t NEED to see your family maybe just at Christmas.  I hope you travel by sun and wind everywhere you go. 

LOL You created a burner just to snipe about a single seat on an airline flight that would have made the trip with or without her.

Yes. I get the disconcerting feeling that White House staffers are now just saying anything at all to stop his tantrums.

a handy in a canoe

I may have told this story in a long-ago pissing contest, but I can’t remember, so here it goes again. I went canoeing with a guy I’d been on a few dates with back when I was around 20 or so. Anyway...about halfway through the trip, he guides the canoe over to the side of the river, whips his dick out and asks me to…

A storm drain that went fed off into a sump. It was filled with mosquitos and we were both teenagers. That was what we did back on Long Island when we were too young to have our own places to take people to fuck. We’d just pick places where nobody would ever go and we’d go there.

On a gondola in Venice, Italy.

The backseat of any of the Ford vans I toured in.

Underneath a stairwell in the Humanities building at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. Early 90's, it was pretty dusty down there but a huge turn-on to hear fellow students on the stairs going to their next class right above our heads.

In a makeshift human osteology laboratory at an archeological field school surrounded by ancient and not-so-ancient human bones, including plenty of skulls looking at us. Hey, it was one of the few buildings with air conditioning and the tables are padded, although there was probably plenty of bone dust on those…

An outhouse. Not a port-a-potty. A little wooden shack with a poo hole on the floor and a big hole filled with poos. It smelled like days old poos that had been baking in 100+ degree weather for weeks (because it had been).

Oh!  Haha, I left out the study room in my dorm, at college, somewhat drunk, in the middle of the night. It was a co-ed dorm, and I’m soooo sorry for everyone who got a show. Or glad I could tittilate?  Probably both. 

My parents bed when I was a teenager??

A grow house. I don’t think anyone actually lived there. The guy who owned it would hire transients to mind the place until they moved on. I don’t think it had EVER been cleaned. Every surface was grimy and sticky and smelled like rancid beer and stale cigarettes. Ended up doing it against the wall with clothes as on…