Old girlfriend loved getting off in bathrooms. Mall bathrooms, gas station bathrooms, bar bathrooms. Wherever we went, she was scouting bathrooms. If it was a crowded bathroom she didn’t mind as long as we had a stall. She was not shy about what we were doing. It got to a point where I tell her I needed to piss and…

The mugging worked out okay! I guess when you’re drunk enough to have sex with a stranger in an alley, you’re drunk enough to confound would-be muggers. It’s kind of a blur, but while I was trying to figure out where my money was, the guy I was with grabbed for the 6 pack we’d brought out with us, somehow dropped it,…

1. On a white leather couch in a dance club. We were both ladies - well, maybe not “ladies” so much given the topic - and some dude sat down next to us to watch. He then bought us drinks.

In a landscaped thicket of tall grasses near Navy Pier in downtown Chicago. The grasses were tall enough to hide us completely, but as we found out they were prickly and sharp. Also everything was full. of. mosquitos. we were feasted on by so many bugs we were lumpy for days afterwards. However, the…

On a square bale. In a turkey barn.

Well, anyone who’s ever spent time in Philly knows the horror of the bathrooms at Dirty Frank’s. After banging in both of those, I decided to top myself by banging a guy in the alley out back. (Mind you, these bangings were spread out over several years, obviously I’m a very classy gal). But I don’t think it gets much…

He was tall.

So true, lol! At University of Denver in 1975, there was a kid who would drink bong water (the whole thing) for $30. We would take up a collection, go find the nastiest bong we could fine (super easy, we were unclean college kids and wore jeans with no underwear for like, 3 days at a time) and gather round to watch…

Inside a massive Lincoln Navigator, with a very tiny man.

It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.

I don’t even mind the old man shouting at the cloud thing. I have a huge soft spot for cranky old men and I aspire to become one someday (except while still being a lady).

I am a Warren fan but I dont really care for Bernie. Love his policies but the “old man shouting at cloud” persona really frustrates me. He seems like the type of guy thats gonna shout at you even when you are in agreement. 

I take it you don’t know any younger men who, when Clinton was the candidate, kept saying “I hate Hillary because of her policy, not because she’s a woman! If Warren were running I’d absolutely back her as my progressive dream candidate!” who, now that Warren IS running, have mysteriously decided that a trivial 15-seco…

Of all the innumerable reasons to mock and insult the horrible person that is Sara Sanders, her looks don’t even break the top 10.

As a passive-aggressive approach, designate someone to comment regularly on how nice their pecs look in that shirt or how those pants really highlight their quads. Make sure it’s someone they don’t find sexually attractive.

Just remember: HR exists to protect the company from it’s employees. They are not your advocate, champion or friend.

I just don’t understand what’s so hard about it.

It’s certainly not something to be proud of!  The legacy of white supremacy is a shame and while being ashamed of something isn’t quite the same as being embarrassed by it I think tomuban is okay on this one.

Streisand Effect. Let her speak and it’s only local news. Cut her off and you’re going national.

“You manipulated biblical scripture to align with your colonialist, supremacist ideologies instead of showing mercy.”