@symbology: only if they are wearing crocks

Even more helpful that that would be the elevator truck

@HeroOfTomorrow quit smoking: Me too!!! I was gonna buy one of these hats but didn't after I found out they couldn't hold 64oz. bubba size

New pilot regulations require this

@Saturn666: I thought so too... if I went to someone's house and saw this soap in their bathroom I pretty sure I would know that I was never getting out of there alive.

So is this what happened to these guys?

@tbonesteak: ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

It runs on human ashes

I got a prediction for future avatar kinect users.... You will die alone!!!

Last night I felt someone grab my crotch as I lay in bed.... Lego will be happy to know I'm reporting this creepy creepster.

This is one of those stories that I know is going to have a great ending followed by a movie.... and none of that lifetime crap but a good ol academy award contender.

@Yamato: should be a 1080 pp.

What a load of crap!!! those are just gimmicks now if you want a real product that will cure all of your ails then you need to purchase my all healing power headbands. They are made our of the same materials used by NASA. The headbands will improve your golf game, sex life, gas mileage, credit score, TV reception,…

I was really looking forward to a video of a snow plowing Gundam.

When I was little and lived in Mexico I would always hear about La Llorona and I always envisioned her looking like the first picture...thanks for bringing back such frightening memories.

It won't matter it won't come to you anyway.. wait no that's not it...

The only good thing about this is that soon these will be on sale for $99 at your local CVS pharmacy. Just head on over to the isle with the snuggies and Obama chia pets.

I'm going to try this with a surfboard attached to my feet, then rollerblades, nike pumps, diving fins, high heels, and clown shoes... cause I'm hard core like that.