Big deal!!!! you can talk to any of our girls from all over the world by using our new service sit-on-my-facetime

I went to the restroom in a gastation on the shady side of town and instead of a condom dispenser they had a Redbox Kiosk........sigh.... allright they didn't I just wanted to fit in and didn't have anything to say.

Steve: "ahem".... there is nothing wrong with our iPhone... you are all a bunch of tools!!!... but if it makes all of you feel better we will be handing out rubber gloves for free..... so long suckers!!!!...*gives everyone the finger, throws down a smoke bomb and dissapears*

@FriedPeeps: This comment made me laugh... Thank you for putting into words exactly what I have been thinking!!

I think we are on to something here... how about a floppy disk ring?

I can see a few sad scenarios:

My bed looks like an atari 2600

And the douchebag award goes to the guy that bought this shirt as an icebreaker for the party... He is still standing by the cooler even though the party ended a week ago.

How come they always portray aliens as these ubber dangerous and most advanced creatures?? Just for once I'd like to see a movie where we land on a planet and the aliens look like beanbags with eyes... we kick them around, steal their resources and take over the planet... the end.

Steps to wash hands with this faucet:

All those great ideas were stolen from the dinosaurs after they all coughed, sneezed, burped and farted at the same time and exploded.... after their extinction all their great ideas which included the steering wheel laptop holder, were up for grabs.

@Emperor_was_a_jerk: These dang senior citizens and their gangster trends

Broadway has been producing real 3D productions for decades.... also in 3D.... the rest of the world.... so just leave movies the way they are supposed to be in 2D..

I am trying to figure out if that is a bucket over his head or a flower pot... enhance!!!!

I downloaded the chewbacca voice for my tom tom but I couldn't understand it... maybe I'll have better luck with the sand people voice.

I'm tired of all these companies showing stuff that "could" be done. I have a ton of drawings as far back as 3rd grade of flying cars with lasers.... we get it... we've all been dreaming about them for the past 50 years. I am just waiting for someone to actually do it!!!!

They will still get away with cheating cause the guy monitoring them with the video cameras is going to be busy zooming down girls' shirts.

I really like this idea but now I don't have a seatbelt... I am sure when I get pulled over the officer will understand after I show him my super cool keychain.

It always bugs me when people do this to their pets... you'll see a dog on a surfboard and they'll say that the dog knows how to surf... no he does not, it is called not wanting to drown!!! same thing with this, I am sure if the dog had a say in it he would tell his master to go to hell and take his scuba gear with…

@matttrick: Yea, especially if there is child pornography involved... someone is getting hung to dry. In my home town the chief of police got fired cause he went and arrested and hit a guy who got acussed of child porn... turns out it wasn't even him. The chief lost his job and everyone always suspected the guy...lose…