@mac_daddy: Kudos on the asshat comment!!!! it summed up everything I think about people like that in one beautiful word.

When I was his age I wrote the code for all the the satellites owned by the department of defense.

@iJoe: Everything within my soul wanted to tell them to go suck an egg but I refrained from doing so for the sake of my wife's job.

My wife works at starbucks so I go there to see her and hang out for a few minutes... well the other day I took my laptop and made my way to the corner with all the couches..... these two annoying ladies told me that I could not sit there cause they were about to have a meeting..... they took the whole section and…

ha ha ha ha ha!!!! These guys remind me of this guy here in Dallas who posted an iPhone 4 on craig's list for $2,000 or would trade for a newer car (not older than 2004)

...so they debated and argued and experimented...... 48 days and 58 twelve packs later the tempurpedic matress was born and saved the austronauts and the rest of the people like me who hate spring matresses

I know this will be a much more humane alternative to do the "Tiger jumping through the firey hoop" routine but I am afraid it is just not going to be the same.

@Aipaloovik: I didn't know that.... I guess I'll have to go live in the north pole cause I hate the heat.

Or you can move to alaska

Or you can move to the north pole

I'm gong to attach a real fancy camera to a crappy balloon and see what happens.

@Voohoo: never head of it...... I've heard of the schwartz

I can see this on the small refrigerator in a real skeevy hotel room... you know, the one with the giant lips hot tub and shaking bed.

The camera on my 3GS snaps pictures faster on iOS 4 but it takes the camera way way l0nger to load than it did before... anyone else?? also my keyboard is slower.

I thought they were trying to control males from being born...... nevermind

It's a good thing he didn't ask for a play-death star... you would have needed a giant crane to transport it.

The Mexican in me sees all these people standing around and sees an opportunity to sell them tacos or burritos... man I could buy a ton of iPhones with all that money..

@DirtyDogg: Just remember that you have to use a new one every time... do not reuse the same one.

Call me what you will but I am gonna have to put up with my extremely nice 32GB iPhone 3GS for another couple of weeks..... then I'll either order 3 online or I might just go over to the AT&T store down the road from my house and take care of it... No dehydriating in this hot weather, risking being mugged, or waiting…

@bdinger: Horse porn??? man the things I wish I didn't learn every day.