Well, anyone who’s ever spent time in Philly knows the horror of the bathrooms at Dirty Frank’s. After banging in both of those, I decided to top myself by banging a guy in the alley out back. (Mind you, these bangings were spread out over several years, obviously I’m a very classy gal). But I don’t think it gets much…

On an ATM in Herald Square. 

A bedroom after work as a teen at Pizza Hut, not so much the grossest place I’ve had sex but more the grossest thing after sex. We had taken home a load of carafes from Pizza Hut for an after work party. I was very thirsty after sex and grabbed a carafe in the dark and took a long swig only to realise mid swallow that…

A trolley stop in Upper Darby PA at around 3am with a complete stranger. I am not proud.