I’ll admit that it would’ve been interesting to see how Andy Reid still would’ve fucked up the game if that field goal never happened.

He’s got pictures of Goodell fucking Brady? Not surprising that’s why he was so butt hurt over the deflategate scandal.

I kinda feel sorry for him anyway. Reffing is hard.

Vytautas, the team in which LaMelo and LiAngelo Ball will join Tuesday, just lost by 57 points to BC Lietuvos Rytas. Final: 113-56.

The Deadspin staff proposes to eliminate programs that literally help keep our poorest and most vulnerable people alive? Goes out of its way to defend Nazis?

And they’re sitting at the Correspondents dinner, getting dunked on time after time by the Pats, stewing in their own rage, lashing out blindly at any chance that rears its head to get some revenge. They even come up with the same dopey nicknames.

Fail.

It’s interesting how when it comes to things like marriage equality, racial integration, etc Republicans are all “Let the states decide! Polls say people don’t want this and we must follow the will of the people!” but when it comes to weed (or fucking city-wide plastic bag bans) Republicans are the first ones to…

I love that the party of “states rights” are against it when the states approve something they don’t like (Gay Marriage/Weed/ect.)

Ta ta. Tu tel

but they do call him the Little Bulldog

He’s not Penske material!!

They play in a weaker conference, and unlike Boise State and TCU not too long ago they didn’t go out of their way to play particularly good teams

Other sports don’t:

How is it legit? You think UCF goes undefeated if they play in the SEC? Playing a crappy regular season schedule is the only reason they’re undefeated. Having a month to prepare for an opponent helps too. If they had to play Auburn, Georgia, etc. each week they’d have lost at least 1 game during the regular season.…

Christ that’s dumb. The oddsmakers didn’t fuck up because of UCF’s hidden strengths, they did because Auburn was literally only ranked as high as they were due to Saban & Co being jumped in basically the same way Belichick & Co got jumped by the Dolphins. Are you also silly enough of a grey to say the Dolphins should…

Sadly it won’t lead to an offer with Penske. I’m pretty self aware, and I am NOT Penske material.

these are the same zealots who scream about gay people wanting equal rights “shoving their lifestyle down our throats.” Homophobes sure do like to talk about things being shoved down their throats. Is there something they want to tell us?

They all look like members of a female Black Sabbath tribute band.