to be perfectly honest, mine was nearly choked to death a thousand times over.

Hey now, this had worked before! Remember when Joe Gibbs came back from NASCAR?

Gruden would be better off spending the rest of his working life at ESPN. His stature has risen over the years, despite his stats. Everyone wants him to coach, but as the years go by, they forget how average he was. This job will ruin the unearned holy status he’s held dear. Every year he spends not coaching increases…

Giving Pagano the game ball beforehand was dumb. Jimmy Irsay should know it’ll take more than that to numb the pain.

That’s a Florida 32.

Dude, you’re the one that looks like an ass. This person just said that English is their second language, which they appear more than proficient in, and making a COMMON mistake that far too many native speakers make regularly is no reason for the snarky “nice spelling” jab, here.

Dating. Hm. Hm. Hmmm.

Yep. Probably would’ve framed the damaged works as new pieces.

How else am I supposed to get these insects out?

Agreed. I don’t like the seemingly gleeful tone of the article. The guy in question may be an asshole, but this woman needs help and the art can’t be replaced. I don’t see what’s to take joy in here.

You all scoff. I’m guessing ol’ Mike is more freaky than any of us want to know. He needs to be constantly vigilant against his raging urges. The stories Mother could tell....

Why would someone punch an overly-generous ATM? I would not punch that ATM. I would kiss it and give it all the love I could, treating it gently so it could keep on giving way too many moneys.

He wouldn’t even if mother was there, I’m sure.

He’d never eat a clam without Mother there.

Kevin Durant is now a douche asshole and Lebron is getting screwed over by the refs.

“Durant has said that his play in the final minute ‘felt clean’.”

Tacky-Tax. Or was that repealed to protect Cheetolini’s decorating....er...’tastes.’

It seems you’ve never dealt with Penelec...

This was probably Trump’s way of cutting the electricity bills for his billionaire buddies.

Don’t ask people to react pragmatically to illogical situations.