I couldn’t imagine being surrounded by all of those cameras after a loss like that. Of course the winner only had two or three cameras around her. Give her some fuckin’ space!

He could really pull off some Jorts.

As a Mizzou alum I think everyone can agree when I say, “Tim Who?”

If he fails to maintain control it falls under the “brutality” definition in the rule book. I’ve seen some nasty throws in high school freestyle. You get a mix of state champs qualifying for nationals and they go up against marshmallows. I saw Deron Winn destroy a few spinal cords back in the day.

You never know what will happen when you back an animal into a fence. You could get kicked in the head. Maybe next time it will be the horse that kicks...

I would LOVE to see a warriors’ fan Pull off wearing Jorts like we can! Wait, i’m a warriors fan, too. Damn I look good.

Coppola merlot? At least this rapper won't go broke from his wine collection.

I’m sure he’s just worrying about keeping those scholarships. Even for a national championship caliber team, they probably get only 6 full scholarships. Most likely those are all split up. You take away a few scholarships and your program goes in the toilet.

And all he has to do is let his “student athletes” run the whole thing for him. They show the moves and are the camp counselors. At least at Okie State John Smith would show the moves, but not without a large dollop of chew in his mouth.

I had to be the dummy when Cole Conrad, HWT champion, showed a variation of the “tree top”. He called it “The Lumberjack”. He had my leg and swung it above his head like a fucking axe! The beauty of this move is that the first thing that hits the mat is the back of your head. Of course every little shit bag asked to…

Yeah wrestling is not so great on the body. Unless you’re a heavyweight, because they don’t really do much of anything!

If you're the one who left a half smoked joint on the ground, god bless you!

All I can say is “Eh!”

I did the opposite. I failed every student athlete in my group project evaluations. God bless any “student athlete” trying to fool anyone by majoring in hotel and restaurant management.

No, but she almost ran for president...

I was at a U.S. Senator’s house, smoking with their son, before a back to school dance. The kid stole my weed when I went to the bathroom. He blamed it on “weed gnomes”.

The shit you can get away with after forming a union...

Great call on the left ankle sprain!

Maybe next year, cubbies.

He’s just complimenting Kroenke’s toupee. “It came from outta nowhere!”