Riverdale is Gilligan’s Island, there is no escape!!!! 

“Why Toni Topaz would want to keep the identity of her baby’s daddy under wraps is a mystery”

“the tyrannical...Vanessa Bayer!”

Probably still would not have been as goofy as Arrow’s frequent trips to Nanda Parbat (supposedly in the Himalayas). Which, judging by the frequency it was visited, had a commuter bus from Star City. 

I don’t miss Iron Fist very much, but a Daughters of the Dragon series with Jessica Henwick and Simone Missick would have been awesome. 

Despite some of the really outlandish plots in the original series (somehow 1 out of 3 villains were former agency associates!), they tried to look realistic as to how a person of limited means, but a wealth of former associates, would handle situations beyond their abilities/skillset.

So that’s already Taken?

Dammit Pedro, how can I stop loving you? You’re even a great sibling!

I was so much happier 60 seconds ago, when I didn’t know about this. :(

Hey, how did you find my driver’s license photo?

But where would be the fun in that?

Back in the day Soldier of Fortune magazine existed and allegedly advertised for mercenaries and hitmen (but probably didn’t for real)

One of the most fun aspects of the original series is how McCall’s “team” was pretty much ad hoc and mostly reluctant, but helping out as a favor to him.

I’m still annoyed that in all these seasons we didn’t once get Madchen Amick’s character saying, “Welcome to my nightmare.” There were so many places where they could have fit it in. Or even a “School’s out forever” would have worked in this episode. 

A self aware statement which shows he is the sanest of the bunch. Notice how my scale didn’t start with “Sane” but “Eccentric”

In all fairness Chuck Norris used to be the real deal when it came to martial arts. But by the 80's that kinda went by the wayside when he was doing films for Cannon. By the time of Walker, it was just phoned in. 

So long, farewell....    ;)

It always existed, but now they are producing their own films such as Pure Flix Productions. “Christian films” have taken the infrastructure and marketing techniques of exploitation films of old and repurposed them.

I already knew he was a good director, with an eye towards gore, from “Braveheart”. But his marketing skills here were brilliant. 

“I’m not saying anyone can recreate the Raylan Givens/Boyd Crowder dynamic of Justified,”