I love this. I can’t quite place what singer he sounds like but the riffs sound like old Chameleon UK. ✨✨✨✨

I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

Obviously the bro is disgusting, bros gonna bro.

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they…

Exactly. The men who actually want to be good allies should be talking to their male friends about feminism and how to be decent men, and amplifying the voices of other women, as well as listening more and speaking less.

It shows some real dedication. Would be cool to see guys with that kind of dedication to real life feminist organizing and action. I’m sure they’d have a lot more interesting things to say if they did so as well.

THANK YOU for pointing this out it’s almost like I know EXACTLY who you’re referring to and wonder wtf their deal is EVERY fucking time I see their posts on EVERY fucking article

I even get that sense that some of these people just spend their days drafting the perfect comment to every single article that comes out. Like what do they even do for a living? By the time I get home from work every article has 900 comments already!

Exactly, same people over and over and over and over again, on almost every thread, saying the most banal shit and get defensive af if you ever call them out on something. The whole game for them is just getting stars to stroke their ego and absolves themselves of any real sense of responsibility in confronting how…

They add absolutely nothing of value or substance and are ubiquitous on almost every thread. Same people over and over. Motherfuckers shut the fuck up already.

Can’t stand it. The same names come up in every article and they rarely contribute anything to any discussion besides re-articulating what is already widely accepted by Jezebel readers. It’s like that Facebook friend who comments on an article about racism with “OMG WTF it’s 2017 how does this still happen?”

There are…

Thank you. I’ve personally stopped starring at these obnoxious attempts for validation.

And there are several of these ‘male feminists’ on this very site who post on every fucking thread trying to be every fucking top comment so they can pat themselves on the back and collect stars and feel like they are the elusive ‘good guy’. It’s always the most bottom of the barrel innocuous comment only designed to…

Whatever happened to that commenter James Masshole? She was a riot.

I’m almost fifty, and I think a Willy Wonka party sounds like fun.

Also, if Coldplay is good enough for David Tennant, they are good enough for me! (This is always my defense when I get made fun of for liking Coldplay, heh.)

Some people really, really don’t like other people enjoying things.

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.