Part 1

I have Vol. 10, but you’re going to have to pry DJ Jazzy Jeff and Peanut Butter Wolf out of my cold, dead hands!

DUDE! I cannot star this enough times. He could always get "2003-2016 RIP" under it.

The track:

Then some other person would likely exist as the product of your parents reproducing with other people, special snowflake.

And to those people I say: My mom went out with my dad because she wanted to meet my dad's roommate. He badgered her into dating him. He had to badger her into marrying him.

They fucking hate each other. It sounds romantic from the outside, but it is not. cute. up. close.

Once again, social security needs to not be used as a personal identifier. It might be ok within a subset of data to form a unique key, but once again it raises serious issues of not having a secondary way of IDing people, like a DL #, or state ID

That's the part that pisses me off the most. It's forever. We can't fix it and unspill the milk. I wonder if they will cover credit monitoring for kids too? I'm assuming my children's SSNs are now compromised, and their credit could be screwed up before they even get started.

It's bewildering how unimpressed these people look. Am I wrong?

Sure. But mostly I'm saying it's a pretty average $200 air conditioner that is nonetheless the only choice out there if you don't want one of the focal points of your living room to look like a box of old, beige combs.

Sure. But mostly I'm saying it's a pretty average $200 air conditioner that is nonetheless the only choice out…

That right there is worth 60 dollars.

Damn guy has 3 MILLION MILES on his P1800. If Irv Gordon can do it, folks.