its the bonus stage, obv

Your scenario and a guy liking a tweet praising his company for doing something that the company did via a company account are in no way at all the same thing.

How did they connect that random guy back to Marriott? Was he using an official Marriott account?

I think it’s wonderfully silly.

She admitted in a Congressional Hearing to lying for the President.

So will Trump’s next communications director be someone from Fox News or a concierge from one of his hotels?

You don’t even have to read the manual. Autopilot Common sense tells you that you have to pay attention every time you enable it.

I love that there is a paintball place that has the high ground over another place called “The Watchtower”.

This generation is going to burn down the NRA and they are going to do it with Social Media.

man, panthro is gonna be pissed the thunder van is smashed up.

* “Man, that must have been a terrifying perfect storm of conditions for the helicopter to land right on the van.”
* “... Wait, why does the van have the Thundercats logo?”
(We have the same questions.)

you have won the internet today.

Accountants gonna fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge...

...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

Judges gonna judge.

The NRA stopped caring about hunters 20 years ago. They only care about that sweet sweet lobbying money.

I waited for approximately 45 minutes when I got my pistol and 15 minutes for an AR. When I asked why it was such a short wait for an AR the guy said, “It falls under the same rules as a hunting rifle.”

As an avid hunter and someone who owns guns these types of situations piss me off. Why can’t we have some tighter controls on guns? Why cant we expand the background checks? I cant stand the NRA and refuse to join them because of how extreme their stance is. Work with people to find some sort of common ground instead…

I’m not convinced he wrote that tweet—no exclamation points.