Or denied him a first class upgrade 

At this point we’ll pre-board any families with young children *looks at the only person at the gate*

How much you want to bet they still made him wait for his boarding group number to be called before he could get on the plane?

The vast majority of new car buyers buy off the lot. Very few people special order. 

This is god’s punishment. Diamondbacks were never meant to have legs.

Honestly, look at this face and tell me he wasn’t enough of a babe to get blown up for?

A few others have shared more angles that make our detective work a little easier...

Fuck off.

Fun Fact!  If you don’t have Internet, you don’t have to worry about updating your Chrome because people can’t hack your computer if you’re offline.  

The good news is if your internet is down then you are safe from being vulnerable

Consumer surge protectors are very basic and use basic components. Most good protectors will let you know when the MOV or MOVs are dead but the problem is they can’t let you know how many joules it has already absorbed, if any, if it’s still technically operational.

Consumer surge protectors are very basic and use basic components. Most good protectors will let you know when the…

Hot Take: Volvo isn’t going far enough, and 90 MPH would be plenty. 

Zombie Apocalypse?  I’d drive more than 112 MPH to escape that.

That’s still about twice the top speed of average volvo drivers.

I can get you a good price. 

This stuff is GOOD. I sprinkle it on quiche or other home made baked goods. But the online markup is insane...

I hope there aren’t any Terry’s on board.

At least nobody’s died of dysentery yet...

I can’t help but be bothered by how this issue is overlooked whenever OLEDs pop up here in Kinja. People need to know it is a real issue.

I can’t help but be bothered by how this issue is overlooked whenever OLEDs pop up here in Kinja. People need to…