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...yes it is.

...yes it is.

I feel like an idiot. I did not realize my Logitech mouse had this feature and thought my scroll wheel had broken!!

Thank you for showing me the error of my ways.

wow...

I feel like an idiot. I did not realize my Logitech mouse had this feature and thought my scroll wheel had broken!!

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Not sure if I want to open that door. But the earwax thing is a documented behaviour in cats.

It is absolutely true. I’ve tried it with many different cats. 

Don’t tell me how to live! 

I have a cat hack that’s a little weird but trust me it works every time.

I ain’t a fancy man. 

Just a clear plastic liner, how is that bizarre? It blocks the water and lets in lots of light.

Am I the only one who uses only a transparent liner and doesn’t put up a decorative shower curtain? I like having the extra light in the shower that a fully transparent shower liner provides.

We use the Catit Food Tree https://www.catit.com/shop/senses-2-food-tree/ she digs furiously at it and it’s a much more engaging way for her to get food. Also (sometimes) encourages her to slow down and not eat everything super fast and then throw it back up.

How can people not bathe regularly!? I’m a very sweaty guy - I shower when I wake up, and when I get home from work. If I go more than 12 hours without a shower I feel absolutely disgusting. 

Throwing a rock through someone’s window / planting a functional bomb in someone’s house: totally of the same magnitude...

Oh that’s surprisingly not too bad. Thanks!
Better than the old projector I salvaged from my building’s garbage pile!

Oh that’s surprisingly not too bad. Thanks!
Better than the old projector I salvaged from my building’s garbage

100 lumens!? that’s 1/5th of the output of a single standard 60W equivalent LED lightbulb...

100 lumens!? that’s 1/5th of the output of a single standard 60W equivalent LED lightbulb...

Of course this is only available in the US. Canada always gets left out of the fun stuff!

Also can I be ungreyed please? 

Cathack: wiggle your pinky finger in your ear canal to get a bit of earwax on it and slowly offer it to the cat. Cat’s go NUTS for earwax and it will help to break the ice and have it see you as a “food” source. 

Who hurt you? It’s ok to tell us, this is a safe space. 

I’m glad I stopped watching this show last year. Felt like less of a satire and more of a carnival of toxic masculinity.