I wonder how many people used it as an ashtray.
I saw a piece of Dracanea stuck in one once, probably the only plant that makes sense for that crazy decoration. That or maybe a cactus.

I’m just going to glue Air Plants to the inside of my car.

I still have cloud to butt plus installed on chrome so it reads “ButtReady”
I will never tire of this.

The way it’s worked for me with Rogers in Canada is:

The Colonial Viper from BSG is far and away my favourite Space/Air fighter. Fantastic design and attention to detail, everything looks like it has a real purpose and is highly plausible. And actual proper placement of reaction control thrusters (that they use on a regular basis to perform the amazing space fighting…

Haha thank you! I don’t particularly recommend my method, I mean it wasn’t totally unenjoyable but damned peculiar.

I guarantee this story will be interesting:

Ace Ventura did it first.

I started using Rogain when my hairline started receding in my early 20s, I had to stop because it was giving me terrible migraines. I’ve come to accept that I’ll never have the kind of cash available for a convincing hair transplant, I’ll probably start shaving my head once the balding spot at the back of my head…

He mixes a mean White Russian, is in a bowling league, sought out and obtained a replacement room-tying rug and fathered a child. More productive than most stoners I’ve met. I include past me before September 2012 in that category.

My dad is an Epidemiologist and he loves this game. He beat it on the first try and gave me pointers on how to win based on his medical training.

I live in Vancouver, where getting a rental property is considered a privilege, there’s something like 99% occupancy right now so everyone is scrambling for vacancies and rental companies can charge pretty much whatever they want. Getting a rental apartment is basically a bidding war for the tenants, if you don’t have…

At this point by drawing entertainment from this I feel like we are exploiting someone’s mental illness.

“This item does not ship to Vancouver, Canada.”
Story of my fucking life.

“This item does not ship to Vancouver, Canada.”
Story of my fucking life.

I currently follow the 15% rule, if the extended warranty is more than 15% of the cost of my device I don’t get it (the warranty).

I have a giant Tanker Desk from the 40s that I got for free from my office. It’s in amazing condition and is indestructible. It’s imposingly large but it has so much storage space in the giant drawers and underneath that it actually works in my 465sqft apartment. I can comfortably sit underneath it while working on my…

I have a giant Tanker Desk from the 40s that I got for free from my office. It’s in amazing condition and is…

Aspartame triggers my migraines, it can fuck off up the model village!

Years ago when I worked at Starbucks, a mother and her young (maybe 8 year old) son came in. The mother appeared to not be able to speak english so her son placed an order for her Iced Venti Green Tea, no modifiers, one of the simplest drinks we can make and impossible to get wrong.

I used to love making sparkler bombs when I was a kid. Basically 200-500 of those little party cake sparklers all tied together in a bundle with one sticking out the middle as a fuse. You’d light it and the chain reaction of sparklers burning would make a 3-4ft fireball and get so hot it would melt the steel sticks…

“If you want to know what it’s like on a submarine watch Down Periscope”