“This item does not ship to Vancouver, Canada.”
Story of my fucking life.

“This item does not ship to Vancouver, Canada.”
Story of my fucking life.

I currently follow the 15% rule, if the extended warranty is more than 15% of the cost of my device I don’t get it (the warranty).

I have a giant Tanker Desk from the 40s that I got for free from my office. It’s in amazing condition and is indestructible. It’s imposingly large but it has so much storage space in the giant drawers and underneath that it actually works in my 465sqft apartment. I can comfortably sit underneath it while working on my…

I have a giant Tanker Desk from the 40s that I got for free from my office. It’s in amazing condition and is…

Aspartame triggers my migraines, it can fuck off up the model village!

Years ago when I worked at Starbucks, a mother and her young (maybe 8 year old) son came in. The mother appeared to not be able to speak english so her son placed an order for her Iced Venti Green Tea, no modifiers, one of the simplest drinks we can make and impossible to get wrong.

I used to love making sparkler bombs when I was a kid. Basically 200-500 of those little party cake sparklers all tied together in a bundle with one sticking out the middle as a fuse. You’d light it and the chain reaction of sparklers burning would make a 3-4ft fireball and get so hot it would melt the steel sticks…

“If you want to know what it’s like on a submarine watch Down Periscope”

My cat doesn’t even poop in a box on the floor, I trained her to use the toilet. That, combined with combing her with the Furminator every week makes her a pretty low impact pet. I feed her right when I wake up, so she knows exactly when I should be up for work; she’s actually saved me from oversleeping past my alarm…

Exactly what I was thinking.

You can do this in a regular pot just as well. Bowls are wobbly and hard to hold on a stove, just keep shaking your pot and make sure the oil has started smoking a bit when you put the popcorn in, they will all pop in under a minute, there won’t be enough time for it to burn.

SO THAT’S WHAT IT DOES.

I know that fact intimately; my partner moved with her parents to Canada shortly after Bush was re-elected. She was already a dual citizen due to her mom being born in Canada. Unfortunately they hadn't been paying enough attention to the political landscape in Canada to realize they were trading one Conservative…

We desperately need a Liberal majority from this coming election. I'm confident the Liberals will win (if they don't I'm going to burn this motherfucker down) but I'm advising anyone who would wish to vote NDP vote instead for the Liberals. Remember, in this election a vote for the NDP is a vote for a Liberal minority…