...and Mexico will pay for it

If you order the first can NOW, we’ll GIVE you another nine billion, nine hundred ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine cans for FREE!

Good idea.

Here’s a picture of the new ship:

Well....the jerk store called, and they said they are running out of you!

I expected so much more of Bloomberg reporters the head of communication for Juicero

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

It’s awesome that you picked up on this David. I live in Topeka and we have been following this story for a while. It’s crazy that one person can be so bad at driving. We constantly keep an eye out for her and make sure to get away from her as quick as possible if we see her.

I don’t understand, why does everyone have to be copying someone else? Do you think they waited to design the phone until Samsung released it a month ago?

Aside from the fact it has apple’s untouchable blend of top tier hardware and software. I’m a Windows guy on the desktop but Apple for mobile (phone, notebook, tablet) is unbeatable. You HAVE to have a tightly integrated software / hardware combo to succeed in a highly personal space.

Got a sudden flashback to my early years at work when we were using OS/2 Warp and I cut this comic out of the paper...

Never updated and immune to their malware.... I run windows 2.0 It’s completely hacker proof.

That’s close

Good luck with that. Spirit Airline’s continued existence is proof that airlines can do literally everything in their power to make your flight experience as shitacular as possible and people will STILL just pick whatever is cheapest.

Have they phased out the Continental brand yet? United and Continental are the same company, but y’all knew that.

You’re better off without it.

Better hope you’re in a high traffic area before pulling over.

How can you write Fast and Furious X when the title is so obviously going to be Fur10us?

I’ll take the one that comes back from orbit.