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    “Why are you pointing the finger at me?”

    Looks at hand

    “Oh shit!”

    Not so surprising news out of Florida. Again.

    Good thing the fire department was there when the pump caught fire.

    Clark drove off the road and went flying into the desert. After the car was towed and repaired(?) He asked how much he owed and the mechanic (again ?) tapped his palm with a tire iron and said the above line.

    1st Gear: Ford has had only 118 years to figure it out. Give ‘em a break.

    So if I work the night shift and park my car at 8 AM and sometime during the day a tire goes flat I can walk out to go to work at 10 PM and my car has been towed?

    Heated seat covers.

    This with roller skates as a backup.

    Deputy Chief David LeValley, “that the driver was in control of the vehicle at the time of the crash.”

    I’m thinking they weren’t.

    Sister car of the Chevy Cavalier. Same lack of quality.

    Like car alarms in the city. They go off blasting 125 DB and everyone ignores them.

    The Karson/Morgan looks like a armored truck.

    Reading glasses. The type you can buy at a store without a prescription.

    Incredibly cool. Good luck and most of all have fun.

    Or you can keep this small pitch gauge in your toolbox. It’s available in SAE and metric.

    Miss one training class.....

    My girlfriend had a ‘86 GT with the 3S-GE and a 5 speed. The doors rusted like hell but that car would fly. She used to tell me when I drove it to let my drivers license be my conscience.

    My girlfriend had a ‘86 Celica with a 3s-ge engine and a 5-speeed. Doors rusted like hell but that car would fly. She used to tell me when I drove it to let my drivers license be my conscience. 

    You’re too kind.