I wish we could kill kids in our television shows; kids in peril is almost universally a TV non-starter for me, it’s just meaningless plot-filler because no one has the balls to take it to its logical conclusion. Children, beings who are evolutionarily almost completely incapable of caring for themselves or dealing…

I’m glad that I’m not alone when it comes to this video haunting my soul for the rest of time.

But why is he insane?

This has to be one of the most polite invasions of privacy ever.

Casting my vote now: that glitch in the Matrix one is PROBABLY Anti-Piracy Protection. (Like the Immortal Scorpion from Serious Sam.) (If it isn’t, it should be.)

I swear Fortnite is for Adderall riddled 15 year olds. It’s just the dumbest game I’ve ever seen. Jumping around incessantly throwing pieces of wood around. I get a headache just watching...

The shrunken pirate thing is commonly applied in other ways. One such way is when you shoot an enemy’s head or limbs off, they actually just shrink to a size too small to see.

These Battle Royale games seem like they’re made specifically for Streamers/Youtubers. Don’t see the appeal but to each their own.

Cosmetic-only lootboxes are still lootboxes.

yes

Did you mispronounce Turok just so you could make more puns throughout the video?

Episode I Racer was the best thing to come out of the prequel trilogy.

Whatever happened to “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me”?

I love that i can just play this game solo and not have to deal with any of this crap.

Whether or not you like the meme or not, Uganda Knuckles isn’t a racist meme. Imitating an accent does not mean someone is pretending to be dominant over another race. This is an excellent video on the topic.

They don’t do it any more or less than people do in real life. Hell, if anything, they do it far less than people do in real life. Plenty of strong, positive fat people in gaming. This is a silly post, even for Kotaku.

Let’s see here...

I don’t believe I saved my pogs, but I still have my tube of slammers in a closet somewhere. My personal favorite had a scorpion in it. Like this.

Yeah, although the eyes popping open is something I never saw w/ people.