Jack amuses me to no end, I’m glad Markiplier introduced me to him through one of those goofy multiplayer games...

First time I’ve seen a Jacksepticeye reference on Kotaku.

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Go Segway Steve!

The second half didn’t seem like game-ruining spoilers, but if this concerns you SPOILER ALERT:

Man Fulfills Dream To Be Asshole In Comment Section

my eyes throughout the whole video.

Quick question- Am I the only one who liked Opposing Force and Blue Shift? I thought they were two of the best expansion packs ever made. Blue Shift was a little short, but it included an updated graphics pack. I’d love to see a remake of those, eventually.

Welp, guess its time to go kill myself. Reading this was seriously a downer, especially the last one

My friends and I have tried to find new, exciting, melodromatic ways to deliver this line for years. It should be required in all acting classes.

A personal favorite.

No all your Base are belong to us?

Looks fun! Hope it turns out good, we’ve been waiting for a good sword-fighting sim for a long time. I remember the hype around Red Steel, which promised accurate sword fighting (with motion controls) but ended up feeling very binary due to the limitations of the Wiimote at the time. Hope this fares better!

Yeah I agree. The zombie thing really killed it for me.

Of course the fucking Canadian didn't respond with violence.

This one doesn’t apply, third person view is different from first person view. You don’t grow a second head out of your asshole in third person games, clearly a cameraturtle on a floating cloud is following you.

That’d be entirely too boring.

Reminds me of the following excellent exit from the hand glider I had in FarCry this evening...