Light the cat on fire. No more fur! Problem solved. 

I don’t use autocorrect or corrective. Had them on for about two days and hated them. 

The sound of my car and exhaust running put my cat to sleep every time I get a new one. Its why I leave my cats in the garage with the car on. They fall asleep so easily and sleep forever it seems!

Because its history. You can over censor something so much that people may forget about it and its history. Granted outside of Germany no one has forgotten about it.

I must be the only one who hates Smash Bros. I never got it. Seemed stupid. Is it more of a game that SUPER fanboys of Nintendo love? I mean I love Nintendo, but the game just didn’t anything for me. 

Wheres the Spam Call thing on Android? Mines a Galaxy S9+ and I don’t see that feature. :(

 So many in the comments saying what “triggers” them. Millenials, psh.

Thats what I got to. Things a godsend for tempature control. Takes so much heat off the CPU! And it blows it perfectly out my back fans. Where as most fans blow it at the side of your case or some other weird spot. 

I was always a mix of consoles and a PC. But recently I finally built a new PC and I played Fallout 4 and my mind was BLOWN. It blew the consoles versions out of the water by FAR! Heck, I just played Borderlands 2 for the first time on PC. HOLY CRAP is it different on PC. Its like before I was looking at a mcdonalds…

My setup is almost like that second picture except my two top fans blow out/up. Now my pc is cooler then it used to be (and sucking in less dust). Mind you I got room for fans on the side of the case and on the bottom. Currently just tons of vent holes in those sections. Oh and I get that Evo cooler in my case with…

Steam, Origin, GOG, Bluestacks... on and on the list goes. I realize companies what their own launching platform. But at some point its just gets annoying. More crap I have to reinstall if/when my HD fails. Its like how now every company that makes a tv show/movie wants their OWN platform. Disney, CBS All Access....…

UGH. I just was gonna buy the game (again) but was like “Eh, not much replay at this point!”. Wait a sec.... this is for AOE 2. I was thinking of Age of Empires Definitive Edition. If this was for that, I’d get it!

Never heard the NES ever NOT pronounced as the three letters. N E S. First time hearing it. Just like I call SNES...well S N E S. To me the only people that even care about how its called are just nerdy fanboys. Hence GIF or JIF. Most people call a GIF...well GIF. Just as “all” call NES...N E S.

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So does he win money or something? For that kind of reaction I am assuming there is some sort of big prize. Long ago before ESports was a thing there were tournaments around the country. Back at the time a gaming thing came to town at the X-Games who had pros in various games and you could face them and even win like…

Glad to see you back. I mean I love Kotaku but I mainly have been coming a few times a day to it just to see if there are any updates about you. It sucks to be paralyzed but at least your still alive and have a MASSIVE group of people who care about you! :)

Theres a VERY simple test to tell if a cat you want to own/do own/want to pet wants to be held like a baby.

Step 1: Pick up cat and hold like a baby
Step 2: If your face is oozing blood like a fountain, the cat doesn’t like that. If your face is intact after 5 seconds, your all good to go!

Why would anyone worry about their DNA and stuff? Who cares. Unless you committed some horrible crime in your past, its just DNA. I’m sure people can find out more about you through the internet then they can with your DNA.

Yes because having your DNA be seen will.... um..... actually it wont do anything to you.

I always laugh at people worried about privacy but have an account on all the social media sites. Or the ones that have no social media but still use the web. NOTHINGS PRIVATE PEOPLE! Whether its your email or your amazon.... its all a business and about money. Manby places sell your data and you just don’t know about…

Ugh. Just give us a Wii U “Warios Collection” that has ALL the game put into once package. I really want to show my wife the games but because they are all on diffrent systems, its a pain.