Came here for this and was not disappointed.

I always denigrate the sexuality and intelligence of anyone that advocates cars without front-mounted crank-starters and wood-spoked wheels.

WTF is this

Top uses for pliers and a cigarette lighter:

Right click, view in new tab. Change section at the end of address from "ku-large.jpg" to "original.jpg"

...vampy...

A little too Evoque-ish?

Sounds like a solution in search of a problem to me.

I HAVE I HAVE! *waves arms wildly* I love that movie, I recognized the quote.

fuck has no one here seen Hot Fuzz?

@radink: :| are you serious?! how do you think we manage our websites?