If the connection between football disgrace and mass murderers was true, we in Detroit would have killed all of you long ago.

Is he a new West Virginia QB?

“What the hell am I watching?”

“Thunder Express” by the MC5

Come on, get the taser out and stop the guy in his tracks first. 

So much for doctors doing no harm.

We salute you!!!

Sooooorry!!

I thought it was a good slide.

I’m more like this...

I think this about sums it up.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a person this committed to embarrassing themselves.

And people wonder why after the divorce he has to do every commercial possible.

Got whiplash from that trip in the time machine, sir.

Are we sure it was a player?

Because CTE is real.

“I told you I was real.”

“And she persisted.”

Yeah, but Dalton kicked Terry’s ass.

OMG, the team from Teen Wolf just won. (Same uniforms)