I played that audio backward and it said: “America is dead.”

More like, “then I ride your Daddy!!”

A 15-year-old kid shooting with a push style chest shot, not going too far with that. Time to get some time in the weight room and work on the upper body.

Black Screen Lives Matter, too

First pet, isn’t that Spice Boy’s job?

Just remind him....

Those are THE OHIO STATE cans.

Just hope nobody from Ohio State finds that cottage. Haven’t beaten them in forever and a day, Khakis.

He goes for the “deuce” in regulation!!

Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity, sir.

I have a bad feeling that Putin is going to be doing this to Trump any day now.

Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity.

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

It’s the extra open hand slap by Mitchell at the end that really sells Allen’s soccer flop. Plus, his little look to the refs with his hand over his face, priceless.

Wow, Ric Flair should have stuck to dead lifting.

OJ was talented, too. And look at what he did with his second chances.

If this is some fake news, I’m going to kill the person who started this rumor.

I’m gonna’ jack it where the sun always shines.
(He’s gonna jack it)
Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
(jackin’ it, oh)
Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow
I’m gonna go out jackin’ it in San Diego.

Jackin’ it, jackin’ it, jackety-jack
Spankin’ it, jackin’ it, spankety-smack.

I don’t need…

Some people will say anything to get out of watching a Phillies game.