...specifically due to radiation sickness.

You sound Millennial. It’s tone-deaf.

Wait - your premise here is that 100% of tax money goes to “public goods?”

The essay comprises fewer than 2,000 words, per Microsoft Word.

Stone is (AFAIK) not one of those breweries that’s chasing the “hoppiest” prize.

Domino’s definitely improved. It did not, however, improve into the league of Papa John’s or Pizza Hut. Not that any of them are good; they’re not. It’s just that Domino’s improvement, while real and laudable, didn’t amount to THAT much.

Domino’s is also absolutely worse than Pizza Hut or Papa John’s, which are the Budweiser/Miller High Life of pizzas (as opposed to the Milwaukee’s Best/Natty Light).

Cici’s can’t even make its food look good in its ads, much less in person.

^^^ What this guy said. Especially that last part. ^^^

I would vote to acquit.

This is a good take and correct.

Everyone laughs at Mike Glennon.

Potbelly’s Italian sandwich is pretty good, but too small (I’m a BIG AMERICAN and I want a BIG SAMMICH) and they’re not out here in L.A. yet.

Totally with you on the shredded lettuce thing. It’s iceberg lettuce to begin with (translation: for all practical purposes inedible) and then they shred it to make its texture maximally objectionable. It’s as if Top Men spent years intentionally trying to make iceberg lettuce worse, and eventually succeeded.

Very likely the Redskins.

No, he really didn’t.

And now the Bulls draft the Eurotrash nitwit who’ll be out of the league in four years with the 7 pick, and the ‘Wolves take a decent legit center with a (potentially) long career ahead of him with the 16. Fuck the Bulls.

Squalor.

The Russians left.

The answer is The Simpsons. Because of course it is.