Hey, a loveless guy in his mother's basement calling an attractive woman "fat!" How incredibly boring!

I assume you were raised in a middle class family prior to the recession? You can think these are temporary jobs all you want, but go to a store and look at who's helping you. There are some teenagers, but there will be an awful lot of people well into adulthood as well. Those people may want better jobs, but a lot of…

I always wanted a plane where everyone lies down for the entire journey on stacked bunks (like on trains).

Yeah, no not even a little bit. I paid my bajillion dollars for my uncomfortable ass seat, and I want all of that bastard. I want to recline my seat like, two inches. You can have the armrests, I don't give a shit. But you're not getting an inch of my seat real-estate.

Yeah I'm sorry… but no. As much as I hate fat shaming and don't think heavier people should have to pay more, like fuck if I'm giving up space I paid for so wider people (not only fat people but also men like my husband with shoulders like a linebacker) can be more comfortable. I dare you to ask me on a flight and…

Hell no. What's going to happen is some big person is going to decide that because I'm relatively small they can move my seat accordingly. Or get some creepy dude who gets all up in my space (still fuming from a bus incident last night that would be way worse on a long flight).

I just kinda want to look at (as horrible as this sounds) the possibility that dolls like this being available might prevent actual child molestation from occurring. After all pedophilia is a mental illness; child molestation is a crime. So it's all well and good to take a stance against something mentally wrong with…

Because no one should have to wear an outfit they're not comfortable in.

The article is weird. The comments are weird. And overall it's just sad.

Am I the only one who clicked because I thought there was an actual yellow fever virus outbreak? Maybe I spend too much time on WebMd.

This is fucking weird.

Alright. I think I've had enough internet for tonight. The lack of logic in this article makes the brain hurt.

Most men get a chance to make it on stage and tell a joke first.

That's how it goes, institutional bias (usually) doesn't lead to otherwise well-meaning people saying 'I'm going to hire a bunch of white dudes! lol, minorities and women want a job.' They just, somehow, without rhyme or reason, default to 'when in doubt, hire a white dude'.

Yeah shouldn't be so black and white, attempting to rape someone and raping someone, to me aren't really all that different.

My new match.com headline: I am soft, I am gentle, I am woman.

That was underwhelming. She dances like a white girl. She should have done something like this:

I agree 100%. Does it demonstrate a sterling character if you're sleeping with someone you know has a committed SO? Nope. But did you make any vows to that person's SO? Also nope.

I don't believe in the concept of homewreckers. As far as I'm concerned, there are no homewreckers, just adulterous spouses who break one another's trust and dissolve marriages to be with other partners. I'm not saying divorce is necessarily bad or that remarriage is bad, just that a married woman's boyfriend isn't…

I think the best way to deal with this is not to cut down on drinking (which will be hard to do), but to severely punish rapists and those who prey on drunk people. I mean, severely. Obviously, kicking them out of school, but also having them forfeit their tuition and, of course, GOING TO JAIL. I think having the…