Dear Animal Welfare Advice Givers,

When I was 18, my aunt was dying of Cancer. My family didn't want to talk about it, so in an effort to show my support and solidarity without speaking, I shaved my head bald and donated my hair.

Shit, that's waterproof.

In other news, the sky is chartreuse and grass is orange. I know that is going to sound ridiculous to some people but I don't care because I'm very right. How do I know I'm right? Because I ended that sentence with "I'm very right." So I win and you lose and I'm rubber and you're glue and no takesies backsies times…

Notice how even in an article about a woman going gray, he still manages to refer to her as a "girl".

Because it's a chance to shit on women. Are they covering the endless disgusting shit that Redditors and 4Chan users say all day fucking long? No, but some casually catty comments about ugly babies coming from women is news.

I'm going to throw this out there: what the fuck is happening with that cake? It's all I could focus on because it was in the middle and so visually distracting.

Ha, I know. I mean I can fucking reach my phone up some shorts and technically, this guy's balls are out in public, but he had a reasonable expectation that covering his balls was enough to....keep them covered.

Uh. No. That is not how it works. Just because you exist in public does not mean people get to take photos of areas that would normally be covered by your clothing. Wearing a skirt is not the same as walking down the street in a bikini. A woman in a skirt has the reasonable expectation that no one is going to see her…

Why can't they arrest any of them? They're bragging about it, ffs.

"It's not rape,. I had sex with one girl who is 13 when i was 16.. She wanted it and thats all that matters"

I love:

i feel sad for Crazybrows. someone has pretty clearly taught him that gay is somehow "bad". very sad to see clear evidence that parents indoctrinate their kids with that hateful, divisive shit.

what have they been teaching that precious little boy with the adorably evil eyebrows?

"Justin Bieber married a guy..."

You've been approved so I guess I can reply now. You'll have to make that deal with your own sex. We still live in a heavily male-oriented society. Those rules about manly men who make all the money are a product of that. Women didn't make them up.

I've heard of a case where protesters were stopped because of friends of the clinic. The number of protesters (you could expand this to calls, etc) were counted and people donated a small amount based on these numbers. The more protesters, the more money was raised. The money was used to help women in need to pay for…

Look, I have some problems with the idea of having an abortion. So I've never had one. I refused second trimester testing with both my pregnancies, because as far as I was concerned, I got what I got and was birthing my babies, so I understand your discomfort with late term abortion. But do you honestly think that…

What I find ridiculous about the whole abortion argument from a religious stand point: All aborted fetuses go to heaven (apparently). The religious want all people to go to heaven so will do really fucked up things in the name of saving souls and getting people into heaven. The only way to go to hell is to be on Earth…

I would sign up to help if I thought I was even remotely capable of being calm and non-threatening on the phone with anti-choice nut jobs.