DON'T TOUCH ME! 

No Country For Old Jokers 

I read the headline as Steam-pocolypse and thought it was a Steam Punk revolution. So disappointing. 

A rubber band hold me trousers up

I just tweet and don’t check for replies until 6 or 8 months later. Ditto Facebook. Ignorance is bliss.  

Has it only been a year?!

And he’s about to play the 6 million dollar man

I know, right? When it manually and end up starring at the back of my computer screen. 

I think Parker Posey and Peta Wilson were stuck in supporting roles to torment the audience with actors who should have been cast as Lois Lane. 

This. 

I’m still not clear what Epix is.

Well, SOMETHING is turning those frogs gay.

I know, right? 

Does he mumble everything he says like in his movies?

Nice to see Macaulay Culkin getting work. 

That cartoon ain’t right. 

By then he’ll hhave become a has-Bean

That. Is. Awesome!

“Pet Sematary came back....wrong”