At first I thought his new bf was the guy standing to the right of him in the picture. Thankfully it’s some other guy, because there’s no way a 90 year old is capable of giving those cakes the sort of beating they deserve. I mean, who is that guy?

What about Tulsi Gabbard? A young, minority woman who has served in the military and (as a Sanders supporter) can help unite the party behind the ticket?