Haters gonna say it’s fake news

If I’m not allowed to come to the GMG offices later today and personally make fun of Drew Magary for his Chopped appearance, I will be filing a complaint at the Hague for violation of my human rights!

Just wait for his press conference when he claims he could’ve signed Eriksson, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Alli, Dier and Kane when they were all under-16 but they decided to invest in Arshavin instead.

Spurs don’t even make you mad, they’re actually funny to you, actually.

Cooke comments are merely continuing the tradition of honor, respect and pride synonymous with the Redskins name.

how dare you insult michael hudson and then ask for more wendys brand shit

PSG, the team that has dumped unfathomable amounts of shady oil money in an effort to become the new Real Madrid.

Europa League dwellers Arsenal are 7th on that list.

Update: Oh man.

The league must deprive rookies of free market compensation in order to help the struggling billionaire small-market owners.

Can’t say I didn’t see that coming.

My apologies for failing to note this in the piece, but I have NEVER received used footwear from the White Sox or any other professional baseball franchise. I’m an objective, unbiased observer. Thanks.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Dude. He had a little too much to drink and went into the wrong condo. Pay a fine and be on his way. I bet you love full prisons

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

They should only guarantee the first year.

To hurt your feelings.