Well uh, this can presuming you spread it at an equal thickness. Didn't you have to do topology in high school?

Wait, it isn't?

The koopalings aren't his kids anymore. That was retconned when they were reintroduced.

Also all of the Koopalings are weird pop culture references. IIRC it's because they were named by the US Localization team who just picked the names of public figures. Larry's named for Larry King, Roy's named for Roy Orbison, Iggy's named after Iggy Pop, Wendy's named after Wendy O. Williams. Lemmy and Ludwig are…

I don't dispute that Bowser totally scans as gay, but that brings up all kinds of fucked up stuff when you look at the Koopalings. Like, does he have some kind of may-december thing with Roy?

A big part of why Sally Forth works is that Marciuliano is weird as fuck and decided to turn Ted into the prototypical Gen-X Manchild so that he could just make Ted into his id.

It'd also have caused problems for Whedon, who Marvel/Disney is trying really hard to hold onto. Whedon really wants to use Wasp at some point— Originally she was supposed to be in The Avengers/Avengers Assemble, but she was replaced with Black Widow because adding yet another long superhero backstory would take ages.

It's got an entire excised subplot/running gag lifted from Philip Jose Farmer's Doc Savage: His Apocalyptic Life.

An E-reader is a tangible object that you hold in your hands.

They do surveys. I had to answer one once. They ask shit like how many books you bought, how many were for yourself, what genre… it's gonna be fairly disconnected from hard sales data, but it's just a regular survey.

Eh. Buckaroo comes from something older, and stranger. He's a modernized version of an old pulp adventurer called Doc Savage.

He's pretty explicitly modeled on Savage. right down to the Hong Kong Cavaliers being modeled on the Fabulous Five.

Wow an entire buckaroo banzai article that doesn't mention Doc Savage, maybe because that creates an explicit link with pulps rather than comics.

Bilderberg isn't really a society though. It's just like, an event.

Rumour has it that Wright left the project after Marvel wouldn't let him make Pym the villain. Hence smooshing Yellowjacket and Darren Cross.

Rumour has it he took off because they wouldn't let him make Hank Pym evil. Hence mashing up Cross and Yellowjacket.

Dohohoho

All this and nothing about the titles' referencing Austen? Sure, she doesn't loom over the show the same way Shakespeare did, but seriously dude.

It's such a star trek concept too. That's what never seems to be mentioned. Star Trek had multiple episodes where aliens got all cargo-culty about earth history and pop culture. From TOS to Voyager, it was a running gimmick.

It's not just that she's doing the best she can. There's more to it than that.