She’s like a god.

The whole principality is, like, half the size of Central Park, right?

Ugh, my hair traps the scent of baking bread whenever I walk in there.

This sucks, and is a huge invasion of privacy. However: laser hair removal is much better than body-hair bleaching. I don’t own a razor.

The entire interview is not at the link, it’s a snippet from GMA. Why, in this day and age, can you not watch an interview that ran on free TV?

“Role in it” - you are not legally able to consent until you're 18.

There isn't enough water in the world...

He said how hard it was raising two girls as a single father while she was in the clink. Maybe he’ll dump her when the girls are 18. Can you imagine what would have happened if one of their daughters had hooked up with a 35-year-old man when they were 12? I'd pay to watch that hypocrisy unfold.

And he’ll be scouting for his fourth wife soon, if he hasn’t already.

They did break up for a while. He was over it, as I recall reading, but got sucked back in again.

I lived with two boyfriends and both times it only lasted a few months. I never got married. So I think not living together first is romantic. There are so few surprises in life.

Like mat leave. Suddenly she realized how unfair it is that we’re the only developed country without it. Welcome to the party! My friend moved to Germany and they paid for her IVF, mat and pat leave. They also have subsidized dentistry, which is something not even Medicare has. Try to get dentures or even a root canal…

Australia!

If only guns had been invented. GunzMoreGunzzzzzz

"At the end of a train of vehicles" - does that mean a funeral procession, or is that just legalese tripping me up?

Holy shit! That is an awesome stat and I am so glad you shared it.

Hannibal Buress is my hero. He called out Cosby and every time I see him on "Broad City" I could kiss the screen.

Boom y'all.

Rih has tons of time to hang with her friends. Have you seen her Instagram?

Rih was 16 when she put out her first record (2005) and never went to college.