I've always had a hard time pushing it up there with my finger.

Oh christ that gif of Connie Britton. I want to see that whenever I wake up.

I hope everything is O.K. with her ovaries and she gets them out before cancer appears. She's at the right age to trigger BRCA1.

He never stopped home after the trip. He didn't get Megan on the phone. Last we saw, he was asking for her. I think those weren't flashbacks but sound bites of Megan deliberately put in there from past episodes. Now excuse me while I adjust my tin foil hat.

My cat treats the printer like a home invader.

Gwyneth would never try to win Angelina over. Did everyone forget that they dated very publicly? I'm not surprised Jennifer Garner thinks she's a "mean girl" - Gwyneth dated Baffleck from 98-2002.

I thought Kim looked amazing, too. But I did notice that he never got a side shot. She's hiding her hips/ass. So probably staged.

Christ on a cracker.

I wouldn't be so quick to celebrate her "pregnancy" - apparently we're lowlives for caring about it.

Thank you. It's undeserved. It's almost like they forget her nickname is kleptonce for all the song credits she steals.

I like her. Just wondering, why did Ryan Reynolds's marriage to ScarJo break up? Anybody know? It's because he met Blake on the set of Green Lantern, right?

Thanks! And you can go ahead and punch me in the ovary.

O rly, Kanye?

Damn she's amazing.

Ha, she looks like Princess Leia in the third one. This kid is adorable.

Ha! That's awesome. (Says girl who went to commuter school.)

I find this to be so terrible I can't let it in. Because if I did, my brain would be a dark dark place.

Seriously, she looks better in that bikini than she does in clothes.

She's not very good at expressing herself. Or maybe she is, and she has nothing going on upstairs. She gets into verbal tangles that would make Miss Teen USA jealous.

Why do people think she's so gorgeous? I am not impressed.