Sound as a pound, my friend.

I have news for you Mr. Culliver: There are gay men in your locker room, on your team and in the NFL. You've tackled gay men and been tackled by them.

Totally. I don't get it. When we had starred commenters, I got de-starred and disemvoweled for making this comment about Lea Michelle in 2010: "She got so thin!" Literally just that. It was a comment borne of envy, not snark. What's changed? So many trolls now. On Gawker too.

Kim was gorgeous before the nose job. She's a gorgeous girl who needs no makeup.

I was wondering who she was while I watched the hearing. I understand having a handgun in the house if you're a woman. But look, if someone jumps me in Manhattan, I can barely get my shit together long enough to get the pepper spray out of my purse. A gun? I don't trust myself to know how to handle that in a crisis.…

I dream about that.

Several years ago I decided the only shoes I'm wearing are Aerosoles. They've improved so much, design-wise, since the 80s.

Every time I see this guy trying to sell his daughter it makes me sick. You can't fight nature, buddy. Go choke on your billions.

I agree with Mayati. Though that Josh Groban quote is GREAT.

The one thing that threw me was, $200 a pop? Really? That seems a little steep. I freelance on the side for a features site and they pay $35. They just started, so money's tight, but at most I can see that story being bought for $100.

I wanted to grow up so fast at that age. How would I know that I'd spend my whole life wishing I was a kid again? Luckily I was too self-conscious to really show myself off until I could handle it - around 19.

God please thank you. Aerosoles for all. I live in NYC and have to walk way too much to wear heels to the office.

Maybe she means women aren't getting the funding that men get.

His eyes can draw some nice boobs.

That is possible, sure.

Of course she was raised by Robert; of course she is his daughter. But biologically I see no resemblance. But MYOB doesn't really pertain to a family who puts their entire lives on display, and financially benefits from this. By inviting the cameras in they're opening the door to public comment. And it's not like I'm…

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Thank you! I feel like there are TED talks every month or something.

I had food poisoning once. I almost made it to the bathroom. Pooped my pants in the lobby of my parents' apartment building. Thankfully it didn't drip down my leg. It was green. This was before Facebook, sadly. The end.