Maude! So grown up!

Well put.

Glad she went back black and white, but this song is no "212." Disappointing.

The only decent thing Rod Blagojevich ever did was fight for women's contraception from the get-go.

The second that interview was aired I foresaw this bullshit. So Tim Tebowish.

I love her.

She looks amazing.

I read the books.

I read the book.

Oh yeah, he's really learned. Now whenever one of you comments that "we forgive in this society" and "a man has the right to get past his mistakes," here's Exhibit B. Exhibit A was Chris trashing his GMA dressing room.

Just goes to show how little MJ interacted with reality. Or, you know, other people.

I'm not the only one who noticed.

I want to like her but she was so expressionless in Hunger Games. A blank.

I've noticed that when I'm in a conversation with guys, they tend to look at each other when they're talking and not me. So I interject with my thoughts - constructively, not annoyingly, and at an opportune time - and open up the conversation. Because I will not stand for that shit.

I waited on her at a restaurant across from Carnegie Hall during the TV upfronts in 2005. She sat by herself and had a lobster, and she was so painfully nice. Not a diva at all. The mental illness hadn't surfaced yet. I hope she gets help.

Unmedicated bipolar is what Britney had, and this reminds me so much of her breakdown in 2008, which was also dutifully recorded by TMZ.

Looks that way.

I have this theory that being a kid is like being on drugs. When you're high, all you can respond to are your basest instincts, you can only focus on one thing at one time, and you question everything like you've never seen it before. And you don't feel or register the poopie sitting in your pants. I think people do…

You just know her hair is really like that without all the styling. Man, I'd have loved to have had a glam squad since 1994.

"That cunt gettin' eaten"? GO SAMANTHA CAMERON!