I agree. It would break my heart.

I think the protest is the message. And now its spread across the country is the message.

I love Tina Fey. I trust that Tina Fey knows what she's doing. But I've never found Tracy Morgan funny. And this just seals it for me.

She's called Kleptonce for a reason.

Kleptonce steals song credit too.

Amen. Obama said he wouldn't crack down on the dispensaries, and he did. I hope it's not just for election bonus points, because if you've noticed, the culture war is taking a backseat to the horror that is the economy.

She's going to pay for it later. Like, in a cardiac way.

Seems so more and more. But then, she lost me with the autism-vaccination link.

Ha! Sounds like a room in Candy Spelling's mansion.

Snooki looks amazing. I hope she did it the healthy way.

I hate toe cleavage, so, sure.

Yes! I hate that painful pressure exerted by the first flushes of menstruation. I never even questioned why it happened. So glad I'm not alone.

I used to be deathly afraid of parking meters. They looked like aliens. My dad would beat them up for me. Sendak, not so much. I love him for his irreverence.

The same Bernard Henri-Lévy who wrote this? [bit.ly]

Oh Carley, please rebel by going to medical school.

Did she dye her dog's hair pink? I'm calling Canine Protective Services.

I don't know, that red jacket at the beginning of the clip is questionable.

Remember when her reality show aired and everyone thought she was the unstable, insecure one? Yeah, turned out everyone was wrong.

Right? I have always wondered about this. If you're so easily "bewitched," that's on you bro!

I went to a Catholic elementary school and in 7th grade our science teacher gave us a semester-long rundown of sex. We took sexual anatomy tests — I could identify the vas deferens at 12. They took a forensic approach, separating sex ed from the steamy clinches of Dynasty and Moonlighting. We could ask whatever…