I used to use a Blendtec, but it took too long to cut the girls up first. I find that with the Flowtron, I only need to cut them into 6 or 7 pieces, whereas the Blendtec needed at least 30.

I, too, use dead hookers to fertilize my lawn. It stays green and lush all year round. Thing is, I usually grind them up first using my Flowtron LE-900.

Great. Now this is going to be stuck in my head all day. Thanks alot, Tarantola. You're on my list.

Only the ones for the subway page.

Honestly, you're not missing out on much. The free account has ads every song, and then you can only play on a computer for so long. No streaming to a handheld device or if you leave the country. Kinda crappy, actually.

But do the Ewoks blink?

hmm... 1 in 3200. Still better than the odds of winning the lottery.

So, your sister tests iPhones for Apple?

Unacceptable. This needs more unicorns and cupcakes, and maybe My Little Pony. Also some sparkles and a rainbow.

Wait, a town in West Virginia that refuses to join the 21st century? Isn't that the entire state?

Average price of gas in the US: $3.64 Source: [fuelgaugereport.aaa.com]

At $3.60/ gallon, it actually cost him more to fight the guy off than if he had just given over his wallet.

Gypsy tears, if you can get them.

Because obviously a man would never forget HIS passcode. Duh.

They need licenses for DVDs as well. Why do you think you need to wait 3 weeks after a movie is released on DVD to get it from Netflix?

Deals that require me to "like" something on Facebook are bullshit.

Well, that didn't take long.

Not really. Some airlines, like United and Southwest, use group seating. Group 1 boards first, then group 2, etc. The numbers are printed on the boarding pass when it's issued, so all the assignment of groups is done by computer. The real problem comes from things like frequent flier programs, where the "elite" or…

"groovy (embarrassing to use!)"

Well, congrats Giz, for not only breaking this story but being the only ones with the balls to call it as it is: price gouging. Every other news outlet is tiptoeing around the truth, making it sound like AT&T is making everyone's life more convenient; you guys are the only ones willing to say it's the biggest scam…