But it's the JESUS phone. Why can't I confess all my sins to it?

In other news, Providence, RI, has reported that nearly 600 stop signs have gone missing in the last two years.

For the skinhead on the go...

Twice.

@Graviton1066: Exactly. They're playing in Arlington, Texas; where football is second only to Jesus in popularity. The ONLY thing that would prevent the Super Bowl from being played today is the second coming; and even that would only be if Jesus appeared on the 50 yard line at kick-off.

@Graviton1066: Are you kidding?

@highbaseonline: Plus, you would have something to do if the battery died.

@xido: Maybe not more secure out of the box, but Android is a customizable OS, whereas iOS isn't (or at least, not as easily). So for an NFL team with butt-tons of money to hire a few programmers, creating a custom Android tablet just to secure their playbook is not such a ridiculous idea.

@hostile-17: Oh no, they've made it to the US!

@SkipErnst: Best Third Rock gag was the one when Shatner finally comes to Earth.

@TheCrudMan: I don't know. I didn't quite get it. Maybe if he was actually watching the Apple ad, it would be clearer. *

@cem2ran: It won't keep her mind busy because it will keep the air marshal busy kicking your ass and arresting you for making terrorist threats.

@badasscat: Seriously. Is this where we are now, we have advertisements for advertisements?

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@Tyrunn: You must be one hell of a dumb asshole if you lie and get it for less. You're not helping anyone by stealing from the store, jerk.

So, maybe the aliens just wanted to get a little closer and find out exactly what was so special about a goddamn ROCK that people have been killing each other for centuries over control of it. Then they realized that it's just another rock, and got out of here as fast as possible before we started shooting at them.

@thetickler: That's funny, because MS has been trying to work Bing as a verb into the lexicon much like Google has become one. On Hawaii 5-0 last night, there was a really blatant product placement where Daniel Dae Kim said "Just Bing it" to Grace Park, so she pulls out her Windows7 phone and goes right to the Bing…

This must be a very short book.

@Zinger314: You should probably bathe more often.