@capitalsown: Fair enough. Apologies for the snark and any condesention. The Caps remark, on the other hand, may have been a low bow, but I stand by it. Sorry, but you pick a name like that, and you're just asking for it.

@AreWeThereYeti: Excuse me, but you misspelled bleafs. There's only one 'e'. You're welcome.

My new favorite euphemism?

@zeroprime: Also: by reducing the number of animals crammed into factory farms we reduce the amount of runoff going into our water supply, eliminate the need to pump our food animals full of anti-biotics and hormones, and reduce the amount of greenhouse gases going into the atmosphere. But don't tell anyone that…

@SparklyJesus: Wow, eugenics much?

@capitalsown: Ok, I'd write this in crayon, but this is the internet.

@Ryan: I can't compare it to the Wii, but I can say that my 'original' Roku (the one that now sells for $80) streams 720p over 802.11g with no real issues. My router, on the other hand, sucks ass. But the Roku itself gets quality picture and stereo sound (the higher end models have 5.1.) If it streamed Hulu, it…

@Noodle-Works: Damn kids. Back in my day, we went to football games to sit in the cold and drink beer until we couldn't see the game. Then we'd heckle the opposing team. We didn't need no Facespage or Twizzler or whatever it is. If I wanted to talk to my brother during the game, I'd just yell at him from the other…

@Nitesh Singh: That comment was obviously shopped.

In other news:

@superdemon: While this is partially true, there are still a great many loopholes and a lack of regulation and enforcement of such things. Just check out the rules for "free range" and "organic" eggs, and you'll see what I mean: [www.humanesociety.org]

I think the really scary thing in this article is not the fact that we have created this new creature, but the fact that the FDA, an organization entrusted with making sure our food supply is healthy and safe, is so corrupted by the food industry that they're willing to not only give this a rubber stamp without making…

@ModernBawhair: Says you! I made this barbecue tofu last night, with steamed vegetables and it was...

@Michai: Have you ever tried bong water? Need I continue?

@merkit5000: 'saright. It's just that you're the third person this week that I've seen write "noone" instead of no one. I'm starting to think it's a new epidemic.

@Patrick Sanford: Are swords illegal for a knight? Because that's why he made the sword. Because he's a knight. And a daffy English knighut would just look silly running around banging a couple of coconut shells together if he didn't have a sword.

@Helvetica: Don't forget Conan's sword!

@merkit5000: I, too, appreciate it when Noone is rude to me. No one can be rude like Noone.

@Col1: Very few wars are outright religious, yet most wars use religion to justify themselves. How often do you hear that "god is on our side?" He can't be on both sides, now can he?