Companies like Verizon and Comcast laugh at FCC fines. This is total bull, just Verizon trying to get lawmakers to allow them to throttle your internet usage by giving the government (and by supposed extension the users) control over it. The reality is that ISPs will do whatever they want when it comes to internet…

Call me when he has one made from Liquid metal.

@Daniel Miller: And smudge like hell if you're left handed.

My girlfriend and I are waiting for marriage. That's why I only do her in the ear.

@Wade Courtney: Seriously, what a wanker. Like he's going to sell it to someone? Knowledge should be free.

@MaNiFeX: You can vote by mail in any state. It's called an absentee ballot.

@musiqrulez: It wouldn't necessarily tie you to the ballot. They could be randomly distributed at the place of balloting, meaning that any given ballot could be any given voter from that district.

This just in: all white iPhone 4's will come shipped with Duke Nuekem: Forever.

@MrDoom: What do I call the bands you listed? Crap.

@MrDoom: I thought you said you liked rock music.

I tried that idosing and all I got was a headache. Maybe I'm just too old.

@dethklokso: And get you shot by the LAPD!

@Jafro: Just soup it up with some 12v batteries and it'll be pumping out darts at 500/min!

@volim: 5 years experience = we don't want to pay that much.

@Ben Dawson: It's true. I used to walk out of the movies when the ads came on before the previews. I hated the idea that I'd just paid $6 (yes, it's been that long since I've been to the movies) for a ticket, just to watch something I could see on TV for free. So I walked out of the theatre just as an ad for Pepsi…

Now if they could just get their traffic alerts to be remotely accurate, it might be a great app.

@Cop Toffee: Yeah, I was going to make some kind of comment about your XBox getting "HAL'd".

Well, there goes my morning. Off to The Oatmeal!

@tenazrael: Actually, I've been pretty happy with AT&T so far. While the coverage can be frustrating at times, and the data can be slow in NYC, at least their customer service people don't treat me like they're doing me a favor just by answering my call.

@Praben: Verizon would have f'd this up worse. I was a Verizon customer for 10 years before I got my iPhone, and in the last year they screwed things up so badly I don't think I'll ever go back. Between the billing screw up (they tried charging me for text messages I never sent); then the calls telling me to upgrade…